Count Binface

“coming in ninth with 24,775 votes.”

“During the Makerfield campaign, Count Binface pledged to build one affordable home, cap the price of a 99 Flake at 99p and a Wigan kebab at £2.”

“He took 95 votes in the Greater Manchester constituency's by-election, ending up in seventh place.”

“I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.”