Count Binface

“He previously told BBC News his policies include building "at least one affordable house, nationalising Adele and bring back Ceefax".”

“coming in ninth with 24,775 votes.”

“During the Makerfield campaign, Count Binface pledged to build one affordable home, cap the price of a 99 Flake at 99p and a Wigan kebab at £2.”

“He took 95 votes in the Greater Manchester constituency's by-election, ending up in seventh place.”

“I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.”